COULTER

An infected, inflamed, and swollen anal gland secreting unusual amounts of puss

The single most painful and unpleasant experience on earth is having a coulter

by ApparelXLA November 4, 2018

Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018

Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 4, 2023

Jayden Coulter

The coolest sickest person around he is also very hot. And very cool and awesome.

Jayden Coulter is a very cool dude.

by Bbqbaconburger April 25, 2022

Mikayla Coulter

Mikayla- the number one best person in this whole world. no one will ever compete against her. she is the most wonderful, beautiful, amazing person anyone can ask for. she is always the shoulder i cry on. she will support u in anything and will love u unconditionally. she is the sunshine everyone needs on rainy days.

person 1: hey do you know Mikayla Coulter?
person 2: omg yes shes like the best person ever!!

by nxt29 May 4, 2022

Coulter

A narcissistic little asshole with "little man" syndrome.

He stole her property then played the victim. He's such a coulter.

by Jelloshotz January 26, 2022

Coulter

Coulter, a tall and very handsome boy who usually has every girl chasing after him. He’s usually really nice and funny, and also has a very deep voice. Coulter is good at different sports like basketball, baseball, and volleyball. He’s pretty quiet at first but once you get to know him he has a really big personality.

Person: “There’s Coulter”

Person 2: “omg he’s so hot”
Person: “for real but he will never go for us”

by Ms. McDonald May 26, 2023