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could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.
"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."
by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017
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i could care less

Used incorrectly by idiots to mean 'I couldn't care less'.
This is turn means 'I care so little about this topic that my level of caring is at its utmost minimum'

When people say 'I could care less', what they are actually saying is:
'My level of caring is not yet at its minimum, and there is scope to care less about this topic.'
...Which is one of the most useless things you can tell someone.
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I couldn't care less"
A: "This person is disinterested, therefore I shall refrain from further comment about such matters"

Incorrect version:
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I could care less"
A: "Erm...ok...thanks for letting me know?" O_o
by correctioncan221 May 22, 2013
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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
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Coltin

An amazing blue eyed guy, tall, funny amazingly sweet, has a cute wrangler butt, good taste in everything, has an breathtaking smile with eyes that draw you in and makes you shiver in awe, very blind to others that care about him.
damn that coltin is fine
by browneyed417 August 6, 2010
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Anne Coulter

Stupid dumbass with little to no facts about anything
Take this for example: On Fifth estate, she said that the Canadian Army sent forces to Vietnam during the Vietnam war (we didn't just to let you know), and argued like a republican dumbass to try and defend her point. Then she insulted the host of Fifth Estate, knowing that she had been proven a dumbass on Canadian TV.
by chrisguy April 12, 2005
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Colty

A small, brown plastic horse who appears alongside Chris Leavins in the internet show about puppies and kittens, Cute With Chris. She usually makes inane remarks that don't have anything to do with what Chris is talking about. Also, she really likes towels. And hates it when other horses are shown on the show.

www.cutewithchris.com
Some things that Colty likes to say:

Molester van!
Shirtless!
Backstreet Boys!
Jesus is Lord!
I like towels!
I like pantsuits!
I like stores!
Today's asshole is Chris!
Suck it, Tanya!
Jesus is cute!
The nice man tickled me!
by silver_biscuit January 21, 2008
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Colton

A boy who makes you feel pretty
A boy who is funny,nice, and everyone loves him
A boy who looks good in walmarts shirts
A boy i should have told how I felt
He's so Colton.
by idgaggd September 3, 2012
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