cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.

I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.

by AYB May 27, 2003

cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

cootie

Dirty and smelly, unwashed and scruffy

That girl with the greasy hair looks really cootie

This word was passed on to me by a friend who lived in Essex, England and is used in that area.

by micromollusc July 24, 2005

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009

Cooties

Cooties is a word invented by soldiers in WW II to refer to Crabs and infectious germs that cause veneral diseases that many soldiers contracted overseas. Kids in the 1950s picked up the word from their soldier fathers and applied it to anything distasteful. When a kid was touched by the bad cootie generator (another kid) the cooties would be transferred immediately and the person doing the touching would be instantly cured.

Cooties models were produced in the 50s having bodies that looked like ants with strategically placed holes to snap on legs, antennae, eyes etc. The models had a short run and disappeared soon after their introduction.

by Juridicus August 28, 2017

Cooties

Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.

"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.

A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.

by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005