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cootimeter 

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
cootimeter by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005
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5 Centimeters Per Second 

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009

centimeter-peter 

an extremely small penis
centimeter-peter by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

centimeter pener 

means someone who has a really small penis
Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener
centimeter pener by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Three Centimeter Dash 

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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