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cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005
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5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?
by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007
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Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by DudeA December 7, 2009
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centimeter-peter

That dude has a centimeter-peter!
by SheyVonna May 30, 2006
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centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis
Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener
by dlow12 May 4, 2007
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Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!
by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011
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