cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.

A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.

by Shapedoctor January 13, 2005

shapedoctor

One that works with with shapes.

You're looking at shapes right now. Imagine manipulating them for the better good of all things and you will have some idea of what a shapedoctor does.

The more things you like, the less things you don't.

by Shapedoctor January 10, 2005