colbert

Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.

I watch the Colbert report to see the beautiful,sexy Stephen Colbert.

by natalie m January 21, 2007

conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved

I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls

by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017

Colbert Sandwich

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.

1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.

by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010

bowel concern

When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!

by 2 guys and a dog December 8, 2009

colberted

To hold a politician accountable, face to face.

Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)

Donald Rumsfeld was colberted when Ray McGovern confronted him with documented evidence of Rumsfeld saying things he had just denied saying.

by --none-- July 30, 2008

Congerbating

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.

Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?

by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009

conbrosation

A Conversation Between Bros.

What up bro? Not alot bro. What a great conbrosation

by rwent10 April 14, 2010