B. J. Clinton

Derogatory term for President Bill Clinton. A reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal, it is a play on his full name William ("Bill") Jefferson Clinton.

The wife of B. J. Clinton is running for President! Do you think she'll win?

by danq58 January 16, 2008

Clinton's Iced Tea

A sweet iced tea that is considered the town drink of Kearny, New Jersey. Since it is only sold in this town, many people travel far and wide for this awesome drink. Though most people are very fond of this drink, others disagree and claim it tastes of cardboard and saliva. These people have obviously gone to the wrong place for their Clinton's.

Connor: "Hey John, wanna walk up to G&J's to get a Clinton's Iced Tea?"
John: "Hell no! The ones there taste like cardboard. I get mine at the Midland Dairy"

by yourmom247 August 1, 2010

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

by barneschm March 27, 2009

Clinton

Toking on a joint without inhaling.

I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.

by comrademx October 23, 2008

Cliptap

In gaming; the use of an entire clip by a player to take down a single opponent, often one that has startled the player. Similar to a double tap, with many many more bullets.

If you didnt cliptap so much, you might have ammo left before we got halfway into the level!

by ScianXiphos September 19, 2009

Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009

Clinton, Tennessee

Where a split penis is all the rage.

I haven't seen a split penis like that since I was in Clinton, Tennessee.

by MattMac2218 January 1, 2012