urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Baby churn

A cult term for new to the faith followers. Also used by pedophiles in the cult to lure and groom children into indoctrination of the cult.

Good morning baby churn great message for Holy Friday, love Grandma.

by Spacemonkey252 July 13, 2023

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

Churning butter

Being on the receiving end of anal intercourses, and then allowing your partner to do the same thing within a short period of time!

My girlfriend Polly likes it up the butt so much, I ended up churning butter last night!

by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021

churn chocolate butter

Slang term for anal sex.

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.

by Dc53 January 12, 2016

Churn

In Charleston South Carolina it’s, “child” “kids” “YN” “children”

Damn, look at them churn acting up! Gon have to knock one of em”

by Rowdy Rich July 3, 2025