Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023

urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

churn chocolate butter

Slang term for anal sex.

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.

by Dc53 January 12, 2016

Churning butter

Being on the receiving end of anal intercourses, and then allowing your partner to do the same thing within a short period of time!

My girlfriend Polly likes it up the butt so much, I ended up churning butter last night!

by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011