chartube

An empty paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Chartube is from Latin for paper, 'charta', and tube, 'tubus'.

Why do you always leave the chartube out in the bathroom? Just throw it out and put on a new toilet paper roll!

Two chartubes from wrapping paper make perfect play swords.

To make a sploof you need a chartube, dryer sheets, and a rubber band.

by neilzo June 16, 2018

Peggy Carter

A badass British queen most known for her affiliation with Captain America. She knows her value and isn't afraid to tell a man what she's really thinking. Peggy definitely slays everyone with her presence and most certainly did not deserve her show to be cancelled after only two seasons. Even if some won't say it, everyone is in love with her.

Tom: "Damn, did you see how that girl just knocked out that guy with her bare hand?"
Richard: "Yeah, what a Peggy Carter! I wonder what he said. Let's scram."

by Just Some Fangirl January 29, 2018

off the charts

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.

His new car was off the charts!

by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

cartheist

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

by BionicDance June 8, 2019

cart

Another word of cat, commonly misspelled to be cart.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cart!
Person 2: -visible confusion-
Person 1: The cat? On the side of the road.
Person 2: Oh.

by basil_underwood October 8, 2023

ISP Cartel

1. An illegal group of communications companies hellbent on pricefixing and keeping the United States and in extension, other parts of the world in the stone age, while Asia enjoys extremely high speeds due to government control or a pure market economy with no possibility of lobbying. This Cartel is composed of Verizon, Comcast, ATT, CableVision, TimeWarner, and TMobile, which throught ATT, encompass all Canadian carriers and through Tmobile, intermingle all European carriers.

Man that ISP Cartel raised rates system wide again....I wish I lived in Hong Kong, where for $20 you get a Gigabit Symmetrical.

by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012