Symmetrical 

The retarded cousin of "symmetric".

Yo Jason, your face isn't all that symmetrical.
Did you really just say that?
No, I was being sarcastical.

Symmetrical by JoeCoolJRRT September 22, 2010

Symmetrical 

related to being the same on both sides

SHE MADE THE BOX SYMMETRICAL ON BOTH SIDES.

Symmetrical by EllyOwl32 June 21, 2016

symmetrical 

Unattractive, funny looking or strange in behavior.

"That guy is so symmetrical."
"You are so symmetrical."

symmetrical by koenig December 10, 2008

symmetrical docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism

*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"

symmetrical docking by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

Symmetrical Docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts meet, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism

*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"

Symmetrical Docking by Ixthedamned September 15, 2008

get symmetrical 

When inhaling powdered drugs into the nasal passages, getting symmetrical means to use both nostrils to inhale the drug. It is common practice to alternate between the two nostrils, so that one doesn't become asymmetrical, which is the opposite of the desired effect.

Let's get symmetrical this evening in the VIP room at the discotheque.

get symmetrical by Jibbly Bits February 6, 2008

Symmetricalness

The word used when people forget the existence of the word "symmetry"

This painting needs more, umm... like... symmetricalness

Symmetricalness by Fåçæ July 21, 2020