Chandelier

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.

"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."

by reaganstump March 2, 2017

Chandelier

To cum across the eyebrows, leaving it to hang over the eyes.

"She said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a chandelier"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Chandler

A red head with intelligenct green eyes. To his peers he is tall and stout. He an infectious smile and an odd sense of humor. Chandler has the ability to get along with anybody. He is full of odd facts and descriptive stories. He enjoys a wide genre of music. Chandler is an amazing friend who will listen to your struggles and help you through them the best he can. He loves unconditionally, without question. You’re lucky to have him as your friend and blessed if you have one as your boyfriend. If you find a Chandler you’ll have him for life.

He’s Chandler because he’ll always be in my life.
I love you Chandler.

by zeus1cloud February 21, 2019

Chandlers Ford

As a response to the definition I saw l, I have decided to create my own. Chandlers Ford is not a snobby town and there are plenty of roadmen who go to schools like Toynbee and Thornden. Not many people are 'rich'. And people live there because its a nice area. Of course its not a perfect place (and the town has a lot of anime-obsessed year 7s) but it's not snobby

Bob: Wanna go to ASDA in Chandlers Ford?

Smith: Yeah sure, I mean maybe we could see some Naurito running year 7s.

by Gabbob11 February 14, 2020

Swahili Chandelier

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.

"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Chandra

This really fly chick from Davenport, pretty sexy if you ask me. She's cooler than ice, and hotter than fi-ah! Whoop whoop. That's what'sup, son!

Ashton: Remember your ex?
Brandon: Yeah, Chandra. She's hot.

by GrandmasterA. January 29, 2010

chandle

To chandle is to deposit an unlikely condiment on said food item.

If you were to put ketchup on your French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to put peanut butter on your baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way is this connected with the Mathew Perry character from Friends.

by Eric and Vince July 29, 2008