noah calvert

When a person or object is forcefully shoved into a vagina

Man I just Noah calverted that girl

by Billy joil June 11, 2017

Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

Cold Caller

A person who called you about a service that you did not apply for.

Hey, I didn't say anything about a lawn mowing service. Damn cold caller!

by Wizeguy400 April 24, 2019

sonny calder

sonny's super cool. she smiles a lot, and hugs a lot 2. she likes grapes so so so much that she couldn't stop telling this weird story about one. but we all love her :)

sonny calder: OMG once my mom tried to throw a grape into her mouth-"
literally everybody: WE KNOW!!!!"

by bear142567 May 29, 2019

James Calvert

James Calvert is an amazingly talented man. A great person who you can always count on. He gets no bitches but still manages to have hoes.

He gets no bitches he is definitely a James Calvert

by Weirdoretard February 5, 2021

The Calder Effect

A philosophical theory based upon the circumstances where one’s conscious thoughts, perceptions, and/or beliefs come to fruition beyond the feeling of reasonable coincidence.

The eponymous theory can be somewhat compared to frequency illusion, (also known as the Baader Meinhof Phenomenon), and has some aspects of manifestation, but is not directly similar to either.

an example of the calder effect:

*talking with my dad about the fish in my room*
me: that things gotta die soon
dad: it’s been alive for 5 years and has surpassed his other 3 friends life expectancies.
*2 days later*
*fish dies*

boom . ~calder effect~

by cxlderr July 12, 2021

Fritz caller

He is a homosexual god!

Fritz caller is awesome

by Ed,Eddie and eddy fan! June 3, 2022