Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
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In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."
It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.
In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."
It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.
In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."
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Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
by Ross the Great August 27, 2006
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