A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

Strummer the bummer

A below par bay operative who thinks he is the best.

Oh dear Strummer the bummer loaded the wrong lorry again

by Dw86 January 7, 2020

belgian bummer

In German Shiza video's; a man penetrates another man casuing them to fart inadvertantly.

Dude, that was the biggest belgian bummer i've ever heard.

by The Gigglist September 17, 2005

Hot Girl Bummer

Woman that changes hair daily, sharp with the tongue, plays loud and inappropriate music and doesn’t take crap from no one

Brigette, with her new red highlights, turned on Hot Girl Bummer at 805 am and disturbed everyone and wouldn’t turn it down. She may be the true Hot Girl Bummer.

by Sedamsville14 September 10, 2020

Bummery

An alternative word for buggery, usually used to imply a consenting interaction between two fellows.

"The place was rife with bummery and other such degerate activities."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

bummerdog

a mooch

that little bummerdog hit me up for change again!

by melancholy fool August 11, 2003

Brammering

The act of inserting a small bud of weed into your anal cavity

'Wanna smoke this weed?'
'Nah I'm just gunna brammer it.'

'Hey are we Brammering tonight?'

by Lootthebeast June 4, 2016