Brokedick

A person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally. A person who lacks general common sense and self awareness.

Also used as a common greeting between friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all the girls' tits all night?

Jack: I don't know. He came across as a complete brokedick though. He had no game whatsoever.

Example 2
Email to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately?I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive??

by Steelman7 July 10, 2010

Brokedick

NOT what you yell when someone horsecock's you.

Dagwood is a brokedick.

by chickenhat February 11, 2010

brokeded

How 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it mass hystaria.

Small Child-"I brokeded de fence!"
Room-"lol!"

by The Swedish October 1, 2005

Bryced

The act of shoving ones hand into another persons face to either make the shut up or go away.

Guy 1: "Hey Paul wanna hear about my day?"
Paul: "No" *bryced*
Guy 2: "Dude! Why'd ya have to bryce me?

by theunicorn63 July 8, 2011

broned

when you and a bro are just bro-in out and he takes it a step too far, but all in fun.

Dude T-rav just broned me and I'm sore, but its ok he did it when we were bro-in around.

by IAMTHEBEEKMAN February 22, 2010

broed

The action of a bro bestowing a bro-action upon his fellow bro.

You totally broed last time; thanks for bailing me out of jail.

by MillerLight July 9, 2011

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015