Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022

Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005

Branding

To acknowledge that you and another individual whom you happen to be in contact with, at that place and time, are wearing brand name clothing from the exact same brand.

Tim: Thats a cool Hollister shirt Cole, where did you get it?
Cole: Same place you got yours you preppy douche-nugget.
Tim: Haha man, we are TOTALLY branding!

by thecoolcanadian April 14, 2011

Bradying

To sit on the floor with the head lowered and hands clasped between the legs. Though not related to Tebowing by it was inspired by it ever since the pose have been used by the star quarterback of the New England Patriots Tom Brady after losing their second Super Bowl to the New York Giants.

After I ragequit the game, I started Bradying in depression.

by Idiot-Finder2 March 17, 2012

Badingle Berrys

Your testicles.

Damn dude!! Kicked me right in the badingle berrys!!

by Epic_Words August 30, 2010

Badingary

(Ba-ding-ary) Having a smell of disgust, or musk.

Its awfully badingary in here, we should open a window.

by madeby:angiee&micheal June 20, 2011

Brodingus

bro, dude, man, broski — sometimes used informally as a term of address <hey, brodingus, how was last night's cunnilingus? >
— broding-ish adjective
— broding·ish·ly adverb

"Brodingus, pull up your pants I can see your dingus!"

"Bonjour brodingus, comment ca va?"
"Hola brodingus, que pasa?"
"Brodingus und ich hatten ein tolles Wochenende von Schnurrbart kitzelt"

by floryden April 18, 2012