bologna slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.

"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."

by Joey Mondo October 7, 2007

Bologna Bonner

The state of a penis after sex. It resembles a loaf of bologna.

Dude I boned that bitch and had a bologna bonner for like an hour after.

by Tgreene March 4, 2009

Mexican Bologna Roll

The act of having sex in a room full of people without anyone knowing.

"How about you turn around and hike up your skirt so I can give you a mexican bologna roll?"

by pezhead November 1, 2006

Bologna, Italy

Known for Oral Sex

Person 1: I'm going to Bologna, Italy this summer.

Person 2: You know what that means..
Person 1: Yes I know, I'm going to get head.

by Lollipop69696 November 23, 2016

bologna nipples

A females nipples that are so large, that they take up almost the entire surface area of the woman's breast.

The color of the nipple has an identical shade as bologna.

Her bologna nipples should be put on a meat slicer and be served a a deli.

by PancakeNipples January 6, 2010

jumbo bologna pony

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.

This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.

by DJ Squid November 20, 2004

bologneo

n. An oreo-alternative, made with two outer layers of cookie, with the icing being replaced by bologna.

n. A rude name to call a vegetarian.

Stef, you're such a bologneo.
Hey, pass me a bologneo?

by Lactomangler September 17, 2006