Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

rap blare day

the 1st day where its warm enough to role ur windows down and b/c of that u blare rap no matter what ur skin color or musical preference, its the only day white ppl can get are allowed to blare rap w/o fear of a black person jumping them

Quienten: check out that white boy blaring rap with his windows down
Rudy: dam that shit is wack
Quienten: lets jump him then jack his shit
Rudy: Any other day i would love to, but its rap blare day so we gotta leave him alone.
Quienten: dam

by Deshaun Thomas March 29, 2006

blode

Tales of teh blode
a really good series at rathergood.com

Blode digged a tunnel to the centre of the moon!

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

sroke the bloke

Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.

After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.

by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003

Bloedel

a young Gandalf; this is were Jesus started.

Raul Vasquez: Dude i smoked with a Bloedel the other day and he blew my mind with his high-deas

by Felishaaa November 4, 2011

Bloke

Now this bloke, he's always down the pub with a pint of ale in one hand, and a fag in the other or in the caff with a full english and a cuppa with four sugars. His teeth are stained and rotten. He's in boot cut jeans with a brown belt and a nicotine stained jacket. Every time he laughs he sprays his mouthful of old bar peanuts and wheezes til he's red in the face. His beer belly ranges from dad-bod to rotund. He either ignores his kids, is a cunt to them (think jay's dad in inbetweeners) or beats them.

What a bloke
Terry is such a bloke

by UinducedSensitivity February 8, 2019