A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
by Rifwalker July 11, 2010
They were about do the dirty when..... taco-blocker called and ruined the mood.
She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
by elleandbab October 15, 2008
Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 09, 2010
by bonesawwasntready September 14, 2018
One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.
My neighbor's a one-blocker.
by Dirty Old Omer November 10, 2010
Another term for anal sex.
First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.
The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.
First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.
The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.
Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!
by iRONFiSTER March 02, 2010
A person who is a hater and/or jealous and blocks, distracts, gets in the way of a person about to get lucky so that the act never happens. A person who ruins a good thing for another person. A distraction someone uses to gain the attention of someone who is not giving them the time of day, or is giving their attention to someone other than them.
Carolyn is so jealous she is a cock-blocker to anyone and everybody. Why are people such haters and have to be cock-blockers? My ex is a cock-blocker with every guy I talk to.
by Prinzess10 December 09, 2013