mall boarding

when you go to an abandoned mall, start skating on its sweet, smooth marble floor when some fat ass douche bag yells" hey no mall boarding in here!!!" and threatens to call the cops. then you proceed to out run him in a slow jog then skate your way out of the mall to piss them the fuck off

Douche: HEY! no mall boarding, im calling the cops!

you: fuck the police (skate your way out of there)

by em&sa January 28, 2009

Boarding the Millennium Falcon

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)


Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.

"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."

by IraPKP November 3, 2008

Bearingz

way too good at minecraft, bearingz usually wins every fight, help me

Bearingz is Really good at Minecraft!

by citruu November 23, 2021

pencil boarding

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.

by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008

street boarding

What you do when there is no available ski hill near you. A term strictly for snowboarders. Especially relevant after a snow storm. Must have hilly street avenues near your place in order to be completely effective. (Preferably no cars, please!)

Chick: Hey dude? Wanna go street boarding?
Dude: Sure. There's a sick load of snow on the streets.

by sporty_chick720 January 20, 2011

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014