That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.
"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
by Daemus November 27, 2009
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Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
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Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020
Get the Beached Whale mug.Indicating a man was of illegitimate birth as his father was not and is still not married. Not to be confused with son of a bitch where bachelor is sometimes substituted for bitch. Melvile used the phrase in Typee. Not sure if he was substituting but I was struck with the subtlety.
Well sir , I will respect your mother but you are one sorry son of a bachelor.
Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?
Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?
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Get the son of a bachelor mug.A Bachel is a person who enjoys their life, but falls in love easily. Bachels are outgoing human beings, and love to be surrounded by people. However, Bachels have a tendency to have asthma attacks when they are drunk.
Person 1: Dude, why is that girl having an asthma attack?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Bachel, she's fine.
Person 2: Oh, that's just Bachel, she's fine.
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