Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013

Australian terrier

Very uncommon dog breed, originates in Australia. Small, short legged dog breed with wire-ish hair. Comes in blue tan, red, and sandy.

Person: Look at that cute little dog!
Me: Oh yes, thats an Australian terrier!

by Walker May 6, 2014

Austun

He's the type of guy that's ALWAYS there for you. He always comes back even after you've pushed him away several times. You try to move on but never can there is always a connection.

Me: I need you
Austun: Even though you've pushed me away . What's wrong.?

by Kbgoa February 12, 2017

Australian Sinkhole

When you tip a Vegetables wheelchair so they can suck your dick.

Bro last night I was with this hot af paraplegic and she gave me the good ol' Australian Sinkhole

by Ackrynom April 22, 2018

Australian Dance

When one walks across burning hot concrete or sand at such speed it looks like a dance. Most commonly occurs during the warmer seasons.

Oh jeez... it’s so hot I’m gonna need to Australian Dance across the car park

by Relyt huskii January 9, 2019

Austin Barnes

Catcher and occasional 2nd baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He's super cute!

Austin Barnes is amazing :)

by exoplanetallstar May 2, 2019

Austin Pannell

fat

that guy is very Austin Pannell

by amanmwhohacks May 17, 2019