An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.
Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'
Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011
Get the Johnny Zipper mug.George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
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Get the Easy zipper mug.Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.
After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.
Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.
If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.
Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.
If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier
Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
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Get the Zipper lip mug.Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.
After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
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