Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008

Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

by MFComedy February 5, 2019

zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

Zipper lip

A person who can not shut there mouths long enough to let other people talk

Will you shut that zipper lip up

by Gibble cunt May 14, 2022