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Womble

A furry herbivore, the most awesome creature to dwell this planet
That womble is totally awesome
by Nel3211 August 19, 2012
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Woobie

The most beautiful female possible with the face of an angel and the body of a goddess.
by Macook September 23, 2009
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woobie

the combination of having a chubby and a woody.
when one's boner isn't the hardest it can be, but still leave an impression. can still do damage.
dude did you hear what she just told me? i totally have a woobie right now!
by WhereRmyPants October 17, 2011
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Womble

I heard Marquis wombled his chance to smash Jessica.. fucking typical
by FuckAcuck June 16, 2017
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Wombing

The act of placing a hand on the underside of a woman's belly or womb area, a sign of affection and intimacy to some, more related to interactions near or with a females organ designated for childbearing.
"Dude sorry I was late, I was busy wombing." "Oh, it's totally okay man, I'm so jealous my girlfriend isn't a huge fan of wombing yet." "Thanks, I'm so lucky I'm a womber."
by dumpling765 December 20, 2019
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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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wombinizer

someone who abuses the fertilization drugs to there own advantage.
Wombinizer
octomom!!!!
kate plus eight!!!

These people are known for creating useless reality shows....
by Marquittia October 24, 2009
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