wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014

Winding and grinding

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

Bi-Winning

The way charlie sheen describes his lifestyle.
He considers himself a winner of life.

Charlie Sheen- I'm Bi-Winning, i win here and i win there.. now what?

by parrotta94 March 28, 2011

ManBoy Winning

A kid usually around the age of 8 who already is getting attention from all the girls. Puts the other boys to shame. A kid that makes you say Damn he's winning

Micheals brother was a ManBoy winning when he hosted his 9th birthday and 80 percent of the guest were females

by C302929 January 18, 2022

Wanking

to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

by duuuude April 13, 2004

trans-winning

A parody of Charlie Sheen's claim that he is bi-winning. Someone who is trans* and awesome is trans-winning.

Particularly useful for wittily evading questioners' attempts to force you into a narrow self-definition.

Person A: So, you said you're trans*... what are you exactly? Transsexual? Transgender?

Person B: I'm trans-winning!

by veganinaleatherjacket July 25, 2011

wiking off

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.

I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!

by yeastbeast October 10, 2005