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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
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wired to the moon

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon
by wanderer September 11, 2003
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No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.
"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"
by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003
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wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.
Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes
by Saty May 18, 2006
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albert winestein

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.
Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.
by Nick Charles February 1, 2007
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Diddy Wire

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.
Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.
by nic915 May 3, 2011
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