websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

by DrDisney July 30, 2007

WebTV

A lesser medium for connecting to the internet. Basically a box with a modem and the ability to browse the internet through your TV. A cheaper way to connect to the internet without having to purchase a computer. Since it's not a computer, you can't save, listen to music, or download anything. But at least it gets you online. Doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

I had WebTV, and it sucked. If I could have afforded a PC, I would've bought one, dumbass.

by Hristo July 16, 2007

webister

noun: one who registers at a web site.
verb: the act of registering at a web site: "to webister"

As she had almost no social life, the young woman found solace when she was able to webister at a variety of web sites. Unfortunately, the webister was somewhat delusional; to the website administrator, she was just another user name.

by jhamster January 9, 2009

webidence

"proof" or evidence of a statement, phenomenon, etc. obtained from the internet.

I was told that wild honey bees are essentially extinct in north america due to a mite infestation. So I went to Google and found the webidence.

by jamezicarius June 2, 2011

websticles

When you ejaculate on your pubic hairs and the semen gets tangled between them.

Girl: Why are your pubes so sticky?

Guy: Ah shit. The wank spider's been at it again and gave me websticles.

by waterguy12 August 10, 2017

Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.

George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s

by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023