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by cum fart man grandma emoji February 10, 2021

Warner

The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.

Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Waivers

1) A state of unemployment

2) To end a relationship

Landlord: You know its the 7th already and I haven't got your rent check.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.

Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.

Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.

by MannyL May 21, 2007

Kurt Warner

Kurt Warner is an NFL Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. He burst onto the scene out of nowhere in 1999 by throwing 41 touchdown passes and leading the St. Louis Rams to a victory over the Tennessee Titans in Super Bowl XXXIV. Kurt was named Super Bowl MVP as well as regular season MVP. Kurt was also named NFL MVP following the 2001 season in which he threw for 36 touchdown passes and again led the Rams to the Super Bowl. Warner also played a season for the New York Giants before coming Arizona. He currently is the NFL's most accurate passer in history with a 65.7 completion percentage. Kurt Warner is a Born-again Christian who is respected for his faith because his actions and character back up his beliefs.

A great quarterback but more importantly a better person. Kurt Warner is a class act.

by Perk25 July 24, 2008

Weiner

the funniest word in the world.... for now

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by panties August 3, 2003

Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.

Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.

by ToadH January 1, 2010

weinerish

1. Sending a photograph over the Internet to a young, naive, or unsuspecting recipient where the photograph is lewd, explicit, or suggestive.

2. Using a dubious excuse when caught sending something inapprpriate by email, Facebook, twiitter or other electronic means.

1. boyfriend to girlfriend I was going to send you a picture of myself wearing your necklace, but I realized that would be too weinerish.

2. girlfriend to boyfriend Are you trying to tell me that someone else sent an email from your gmail account to my best friend asking her to have a threesome? That is the most weinerish thing I've ever heard.

by UCL 17200 June 18, 2011