wide right

The result of a potential game winning field goal by Florida State (Free Shoes) against Miami in their one sided rivalry

I bet some money on FSU to win against Miami. Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right....again

by Burt Reynolds February 14, 2004

wide eyed and bushy tail

for a person to be alert/striking interest to possibly something they just heard or witnessed.

also meaning to get all worked up (mad) over someones comment

"damn he was all wide eyed and bushy tail when i told him what happened last night"

by vlesh May 1, 2008

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 25, 2009

wide white wand

a white guys penis of massive girth

I stuck my wide white wand in Hailey's mouth.

by swingman April 1, 2005

wide nines

Wide nines are those wheels(including rims) that mexcians put on their cars and trucks. They are really small but stick out and are wider for more traction.

look at those stupid wide nines

by gooogle bob July 9, 2006

Wide ass awake

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.

I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.

by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010

wide right

The way somebody kicks a UM fan in the head.

Damn!! That FSU fan just knocked out that Miami fan with a wide right kick to the head. That poor bastard is going to be crying all the way to Hialeah.

by Larry Cooker March 17, 2005