That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
Get the The Final Warning Shotmug. The forney Texas may 28 possible tornado was reported at around 6:00 am, wind speeds reached 75 mph, knocking over trees and destroying fences. Tornado sirens went off soon after the alert was given. On the same day, Valley view and garland was hit by a massive tornado. No lives were lost in forney, across the US, 100 were injured with many others losing their lives on that fateful day, many smiles were lost and the day was turned into despair, May 28 2024, was one of the saddest days for the US.
by Cory the rizzler June 11, 2024
Get the Forney Texas May 28 Tornado Warningmug. something used to warn people about something that is happening or will happen
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
Get the warningmug. The act of announcing to anyone in the room to not enter the toilets for a specified length of time after taking a particularly heinous dump
Person 1: I'd give that about 20 minutes guys, I just deported some Romanians
Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning
Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning
by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017
Get the Fallout Warningmug. a threat.
person 1 : "Hey, next time you come, things might not go well. Take that as a friendly warning."
person 2 : "yeah sure that's very friendly"
person 2 : "yeah sure that's very friendly"
by Sossololpipi January 30, 2021
Get the Friendly warningmug. 
1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
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by EdMyerR April 7, 2023
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