utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011

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Utah Snowcone

Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.

Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.

by itwasthatguy August 28, 2009

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utah cliffhanger

This is when a women is sucking your dick and you blow your load on her chin, as it drips off her chin you catch it in your mouth, then you proceed to pushing her off the edge of the bed.

My head still hurts from that utah cliffhanger.

by Ryan Cox and Earnie Eggers September 2, 2007

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a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.

Utah Jazz Fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.

by Basketball Expert September 12, 2017

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Utah Speed Limit

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

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