by Captain Backhand August 8, 2006
Get the rusty torpedo mug.The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers
Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola
by Sid October 12, 2004
Get the Muffin Tops mug.a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.
by chaos April 24, 2004
Get the torpy mug.Topshop is the popular highstreet shop which provides the uniform for the entire female populace of the UK aged between 17-21.
The vast majority of these females congregate on university campuses, often bemusing passers by with the ability to blend in with one another and become just as indistinguishable as the person next to them.
Occasionally, large groups of identical females can be seen trawling the highstreet in the evenings in hunt of a male to satisfy their tragically low self-esteem and reassure their superficial personna. These groups are known as "Topshop Brigades". Approach with caution, or lots of money and pseudo-compliments.
The vast majority of these females congregate on university campuses, often bemusing passers by with the ability to blend in with one another and become just as indistinguishable as the person next to them.
Occasionally, large groups of identical females can be seen trawling the highstreet in the evenings in hunt of a male to satisfy their tragically low self-esteem and reassure their superficial personna. These groups are known as "Topshop Brigades". Approach with caution, or lots of money and pseudo-compliments.
Person 1: Dude, with a gene pool full of identical human beings, the human race is fucked!
Person 2: Relax! These people are all genetically different, they just happen to look the same. Although you are correct, with another generation of superficial and fake individuals to look forward to, we are indeed fucked :(.
Person 1: Wow, it's my lucky night man! I just scored with two identical twins!
Person 2: Caution! That's the topshop army you're messing with!
Person 1: Oh man, how could I have been so blind? I'm going to go home and cut off my genitals so I never make that mistake again!
Topshop girl 1: Hey, have you seen my new outfit?
Topshop girl 2: Hey! I have one just like it!
Normal individual: Hey ladies, have you seen these new grenade shaped purses?
Person 2: Relax! These people are all genetically different, they just happen to look the same. Although you are correct, with another generation of superficial and fake individuals to look forward to, we are indeed fucked :(.
Person 1: Wow, it's my lucky night man! I just scored with two identical twins!
Person 2: Caution! That's the topshop army you're messing with!
Person 1: Oh man, how could I have been so blind? I'm going to go home and cut off my genitals so I never make that mistake again!
Topshop girl 1: Hey, have you seen my new outfit?
Topshop girl 2: Hey! I have one just like it!
Normal individual: Hey ladies, have you seen these new grenade shaped purses?
by Myxomatosis October 2, 2005
Get the Topshop mug.by Andz August 8, 2005
Get the photon torpedo mug.A large high street shop teenagers like to buy overpriced clothes from because they think its 'different' to other teenage clothing shops.
All shorts could pass off as denim knickers
All skirts/dresses (except maxis) could pass off as tight tops the common surrey girl wears with high heals to show ones pants at parties
Despite the fact topshop is a clothing store they also have a small sweet shop by the counter so you buy the sweets and have to buy bigger sizes in their clothes
On a day out a classic surrey girl would wear head to toe toshop which is what she clasiffies as 'different'
All shorts could pass off as denim knickers
All skirts/dresses (except maxis) could pass off as tight tops the common surrey girl wears with high heals to show ones pants at parties
Despite the fact topshop is a clothing store they also have a small sweet shop by the counter so you buy the sweets and have to buy bigger sizes in their clothes
On a day out a classic surrey girl would wear head to toe toshop which is what she clasiffies as 'different'
"hey i need some new shorts...topshop?"
"no babe they have actual denim knickers in primark!"
"sweet!"
surrey girl no.1 'oh my daiz babe i love your dress, wheres it from?'
surrey girl no.2 'topshop petite, yours sweetie?'
surrey girl no.1 'topshop online. your shoes?'
surrey girl no.2 ' topshop like my hat tights makeup and jewelry'
surrey girl no.1 'same! we look so different hunny'
"no babe they have actual denim knickers in primark!"
"sweet!"
surrey girl no.1 'oh my daiz babe i love your dress, wheres it from?'
surrey girl no.2 'topshop petite, yours sweetie?'
surrey girl no.1 'topshop online. your shoes?'
surrey girl no.2 ' topshop like my hat tights makeup and jewelry'
surrey girl no.1 'same! we look so different hunny'
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