bung toguer

When a man puts his tongue in rectum until you climax.

Jen: how was your date, get any action.

Gabby: he's a Bung Toguer

Jen: a what?
Gabby: he made me cut without touching my wet box, just pushed his tongue up my ass.

by JohnMatorcyb January 20, 2017

true torque

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.

I passed a true torque piss this morning.

by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Turned the torque up

Having a wank; masturbation

Jennifer Connelly was on TV so Rob turned the torque up

by Robin Rob Gibbs December 16, 2022

torque

To get all pissed off

He got really torqued when they wouldn't give him his money back.

by Peter Torque August 7, 2004

spin your touque

to punch someone in a way that makes thier touque spin around on thier head.

stop making fun of my girl or i'm gonna spin your touque

by drtymx August 28, 2006

tooque

a condom. used when having sex with a girl.

dude, i'm gonna bang that chick but i gotta go grap a tooque first.

by yo Huge January 20, 2008