Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009

Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Topher

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with Topher is never wasted and never forgotten; it is never enough.

I'm so glad Topher's all mine!

by careohline February 5, 2010

topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

tope

to be tight and dope at the same time.

i am a tope baller. I am tope at video games. That is a tope shirt man.

by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007

If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

by swypergt98 January 1, 2007

Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

by boob squad August 31, 2010