Tits

The most amazing things ever invented. Soft squishy balls of love.

Damn, can’t wait to play with them tits girl.

by Monkeyboy6969 December 10, 2018

Tits

1. One of the 7 dirty words you CANNOT say on television. (As originally said by George Carlin)

2. Mammery glands of a female (or male).

3. Something awesome, epic, kick-ass or legitimate.

4. A very fun word to say.

"Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing, and all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!" - George Carlin

"Damn. Those are some nice tits."

"That roller coaster ride we just went on was the TITS right there."

Person: Tits. Meet Toots. Toots. Meet Tits.

Toots: Hi, Tits.

Tits: Hi, Toots.

:D

by ROFLcycle May 17, 2015

tits

tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!

by Kowulz April 4, 2007

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

[tits]

Stating that "something is/was like tits" means that it is awesome, or cool. This phrase is mostly used by men and could be used in jokes or used for simple statements.

Dude, that movie is/was like tits!

Oh man, that assembly today is/was like tits!

That car is/was like tits.

by Bob, The Rocker October 4, 2006

Tits

adjective; a word meaning cool, tight, awsome, or beast.

Hey tom your shirt is tits!

by Joey Kastle May 7, 2008

as tits

Used to express the extremities of some situations. Originaly quoted from tourrettes guy in reference to his fish sticks being hard.

Oh man, im hungry as tits!

I stayed up all night playing xbox, im tired as tits now.

by Gillbag May 28, 2010