Tongue Ride

To provide oral servicing to the vagina or the anus otherwise known as cunnilingus and analingus. Tongue Rides can be provided by male or female and are very wet and satisfying for both the giver and receiver.

Rob's girlfriend Mary couldn't wait to get home after a long day at work. She was wet, moist and ready for Rob to give her the Tongue Ride she had been thinking about all day.

by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014

tongue love

Providing sexual pleasure on the sex partner's genital with the use of one's tongue.

I'd just watched this Porn Star just give this girl a sweet tongue love on her Vagina.

by New User November 27, 2013

numb tongue

When you burn your tongue on something too hot like coffee or pizza and cannot feel it for a day or two.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go grab a slice at Mario's?
Guy 2: Nah bruh, I still got numb tongue from last time.

by kmal9er April 2, 2016

TENGEN TOPPA GURREN-LAGANN

A show so overwhelmingly EPIC that the name itself deserves CAPS! I can't even begin to explain Gainax's anime masterpiece! Something so GAR, so EPIC,so Badass, that the universe itself implodes in the presence of this glorious mech!!!! You think you know what EPIC is? Well you have not seen EPIC until you've seen TTGL. The one Anime that surpasses EPIC with flying colors!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?!?!

Simon and Kamina's speech from episode 8: "Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames! Everlasting combination: Gurren Lagann! Me...Us...WHO THE H*** DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"

Dude 1: Holy shitbiscuit bagel balls!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: You F___ing missed it! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann just absorbed a Big Bang focused directly at him....AND TURNED IT INTO RAW ENERGY!!!!!
Dude 2: FUUUUCCKK!!! REWIND IT!!!
Dude 1: Prepare to shit yourself!

by Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann April 11, 2009

tongue in cheek

When someone speaks tongue-in-cheek, that means they're joking and kidding.

He always speaks tongue-in-cheek, he never takes things seriously.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Tongue punch your fart box

The use of a male or female tongue, in the act of licking or profusely sticking of the tongue back in forth into the male or females anus.

Im going to tongue punch your fart box as you give me head.

by tongue puncher 2010 August 11, 2010

Tengaged

1. proper noun. An online Big Brother and Survivor game.

2. adjective. Anything, usually a website, that consumes the otherwise normal, socially-functioning lives of the patrons who visit it.

3. noun. A mental disorder found commonly amongst adolescent homosexual men and asian girls whereby one's immediate goals involve mindless staring at a computer screen. Also known as Click-Scroll-Refresh syndrome.

4. noun. A homosexual love fest. A perversion of the phrase "ten gays".

1.

Alexxandra: "I better get first HoH, or I will be evicted from my game on Tengaged."

2.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, let's go bro out... you know. We can play some Wii, grill shit, and watch some porn."
Bro #2: "Nah bro. I'm all about this tengaged shit I just found. Bust a nut for me tho."

3.

Mother: "He's just so abnormally antisocial.. is it because he is gay?"
Doctor: "He only appears to be antisocial. He's actually famous online... The poor lad suffers from Tengaged syndrome."

4.

Boy #1: "Let's play Tengaged."
Boy #2: "We need to find 8 more gays, then."

by puma face December 17, 2009