Tember

The name of the ninth month of the year – September – comes from the old Roman word “septem”, meaning “seven”, because in the Roman calendar it was the seventh month. ... In many parts of the world, September AKA 'Tember' is the first month of autumn and it is associated with being fucking badboy. enjoy your 'Tember' lads and lasses

"Lukas, It is known not to go on holiday in 'Tember' ..everything happens in this month, cancel everything!"

by qatrez September 6, 2018

temazepalm

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

by Tim AU January 11, 2009

yogurt teabag

When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth.

After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's balls. This was Bills way of requesting a yogurt teabag.

by m0lk July 30, 2009

Flaming Teabag

When you put hot sauce on your balls and your balls in someones mouth.

Guy: I'm in the mood for tea but I also want something spicy
other guy: lemme give you a Flaming Teabag

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

ballarina teabag

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.

I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.

by bbll March 31, 2008

Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.

by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009

flying teabag

The only Kung-fu move that can not be blocked or defended against.

Adamo and I were involved in a grueling kung-fu on a scenic hill top. After hours of battle he finally secame to the last move that I had in my bag of tricks, the flying teabag. I emerged the victor and he walked away with the shame of having been flying teabagged. The shame will haunt his family and bring them great dishonor for many generations.

by Coach Eric August 3, 2006