Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

taint

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007

taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

by kylet June 27, 2006

Yous Taking Gear?

Scottish term, used to ask an individual if they are taking cocaine. Commonly heard at parties or in the local bars.

"Standing at a party in the kitchen, someone pops their heed roon the door and they shout HAW YOUS, YOUS TAKING GEAR?"

by RhubelleDamira January 21, 2015

grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon

"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."

by Lil Dick March 19, 2008

taking it back

The act of neutralizing a pejorative term, frequently a racial or gender-based slur, by applying it to oneself voluntarily, for example the use of the term nigga or dyke within the African-American and lesbian communities, respectively.

I was surprised that he called himself a fag, but he explained he was taking it back.

by no11111111 November 22, 2007