Thigh Highs

dude. they’re not socks. get over yourself. THEY ARE TIGHTS THAT GO UP TO YOUR THIGHS GODDAMNIT!

Greg “I like you socks!”
Julie “THEYRE NOT SOCKS MOTHERFUCKER THEYRE THIGH HIGHS! TIGHTS THAT GO UP TO MY THIGHSSSS!!”

by Piece Of Shitt October 10, 2020

Thigh Wrangling

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.

If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.

by PinkGuru December 31, 2008

Thigh

Muscular Upperville part of the body. Mostly used for sexual intercourse or people with thigh fetishes like me.

" Young Link's thighs are hot!"

by ThighGoddess69 June 12, 2015

National thigh day

April 25th. The day all women are required to give their mans all they can take of super thiccy thicc thighs. Happy National thigh day!

Dude you ready for National thigh day?
Hell yeah man!

by Colin the VR headset April 6, 2019

write my name on your thigh

Something 11 year old boys say on wizz, yolo, and other dating apps to try and look cool. (unsuccessfully) They think by doing it, they think they become dominant of the woman (?)

"Write my name on your thigh"
"No ur twelve go play fortnite or something"

by bro you suck weewee June 17, 2021

Thigh Blaster

The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.

I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.

by Fet Nite April 10, 2012

ThaSha

The coolest girl you could know. She's funny, smart, and incredibly beautiful! No one is better than ThaSha. No one.

There's no one better than ThaSha.

by Master spiral December 20, 2016