Tarping

verb, To tarp. The act of receiving oral sex from a female undernieth the covers, then as you ejaculate in her mouth you release a fart at the same time then traping the covers over her head as to administer a dutch oven.

Your sister was blowing the me the other night and I ended up tarping her her.

by Swat Medic 04 June 25, 2010

tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by THE GREG December 15, 2004

Tarpless

When you can see someone's genitals through a hole in their undergarments or, if they are "going commando", through a hole in their pants.

Tyanna: "Dude put on some real underwear I can see your balls."

Jami: "No, I am rockin' it tarpless."

or

Tyanna: "Dude you're tarpless."

Jami: "I know, Tyanna I know."

by The Dorky Darky May 11, 2010

Tarpid.

The mixture of Toopid and Tarded.

You're so Tarpid.

by Jigners July 1, 2009

Tarplied

to cheat on a beautiful woman with an ugly one

to be unfaithful

Poor Lauren, she got tarplied by her boyfriend.

by Widow August 14, 2012

Tarpsmasher

someone that smashes tarps for a living, or a derogatory term for anyone and everything you don't like.

at a person: Yo Aaron, stop being a tarpsmasher and play League of legends.

at an object: This Tarpsmashing computer keeps deleting my porn when I'm looking at it!

by Marthrian November 20, 2011

Tarpaulin

Extremely vulgar act involving two homeless outreach workers, a bottle of vinegar and a used condom.

I can't believe you tarped me when I was bending over at that tent talking to someone - I will tarpaulin you next time you fall asleep at the wheel

by Har Bringer June 11, 2014