Surf's Up

That movie where Kelly Slater was a penguin and where the boss is weird mole thing.

"Hey Ima go watch Surf's Up wanna come"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"

by koiFishBlowjob January 14, 2021

surf n turf

when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild

i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.

by tbone32 September 11, 2006

surf's up

When you and/or a bunch of your friends piss/shit, pour bong water, rotten milk, anything nasty into a trashcan and lean it up some unlucky person's front door. You then knock on the door, run away and when they open the door yell "SURF'S UP!!!!"

Variation: Place a Ken doll into the trash can with a flag in it's hand reading "Surf's up!" so that it will pour in the house when the door is opened.

Yo this bitch pee'd in bed so I gave her the surf's up.

by Bitch titties August 23, 2005

Surf and Turf

When you eat a steak or hamburger then go and eat a girl’s pussy.

Did you hear about Tory? He had surf and turf in the parking lot of the Walmart.

by Zack Copeland December 22, 2017

Surf and Turf

When you have crabs (STD) and give a girl a schlonging.

"My boy gave me some good surf and turf last night, but now my vag itches"

by bingbangobongo March 10, 2021

Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.

Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.

by Swagger-jagger August 22, 2014