A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
by herbiewa July 27, 2004
Get the couch surfing mug.The act of standing on a wooden/plastic/foam/softop board anywhere in length between 4' to 15' while a wave (white wash or breaker) pushes you toward the shore. One of the awesomest sports in the world. One can also have "party waves" where many surfers catch a single wave. Or do tricks, or merely catch a barrel (When the breaker curls over and you're caught in a sort of water tunnel).
Katie: What do you like to do?
Mike: Eat, sleep, and surf. Mostly surf.
James: I go surfing everyday.
Katie: What do you do for a living then?
James:....surf
Mike: Eat, sleep, and surf. Mostly surf.
James: I go surfing everyday.
Katie: What do you do for a living then?
James:....surf
by Doomsdaybringer April 18, 2006
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The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
Get the Stool Surfing mug.Stepping in to another element while waves roll in you paddle on a board than stand up and glide throgh the water who ever hates it is either emo or troubled.
by Lina bobina April 17, 2006
Get the surfing mug.The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.
"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
by Daniel C., Esq. April 11, 2008
Get the mattress surfing mug.a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.
damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend
by mr.fiend December 13, 2010
Get the carpet surfing mug.(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
by weave August 25, 2003
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