Stoner shield

Using two hands to shield the wind while your homie rips the bong

Dude, it’s so windy hit me up with that stoner shield!

by itbeet June 15, 2020

Stoner Friendly

Anything that caters to the wants or needs of of a Stoner.

It could also be used in reference to the website of stonerfriendlyproductions.com

"Oh man, I heard that Laser Floyd is playing at the Planetarium this weekend. We should get high and go, it will definitely be Stoner Friendly"

or

"Hey man, go on Stoner Friendly and see if there's something going on this weekend we can get high for."

by AQS February 9, 2009

stoner

someone who writes on urban dictionary

Over 100 stoners have written the definition of the word "stoner" on urban dictionary.

by youtube.com/droompa May 18, 2008

stoner hug

1. A group of people huddled together in an airtight formation to avoid wind or cold when attempting to light a joint, pipe or bong. Noun

2. The act of creating a stoner hug. Verb

1. Shit, even with the stoner hug we can't light it.

2. Man, it was so windy, Johnny had to stoner hug me.

by the finisher May 29, 2008

Stonerfag

Someone who believes, despite the fact that they have no future or intellect, that smoking weed, telling everyone about their cool weed stories and uploading photos onto facebook makes them top shit.

"I got so high on the weekend, I must be pretty cool."
"No, shut up you stonerfag."

by henrym May 28, 2012

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005

Haute Stoner Cuisine

Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

by rperazag May 20, 2010