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pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 2, 2010
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Bag Strap Tits

When a girl with big breasts wears a bag with the strap going through the middle of her breasts making them look even bigger.
Hey John, look at them Bag Strap Tits over there
by -The Boobie Watcher- November 22, 2011
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gook strap

A toolbag douche with slanted horizontal lines for eyes. They excel in mathematics and suck at driving.
That gook strap crashed their car into a pole because they have slits for eyes.
by Rim Job Pube January 4, 2016
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Shoe Strap

If you are keeping something shoe strap it means to keep something down pact and under control.
Larry keep your gerbil shoe strap or else buddy finna die...
by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018
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strap tease

The enhanced cleavage created by a purse strap or seatbelt running diagonally between a women's two breasts. Best exemplified when the subject is wearing a tight form fitting blouse or sweater.
A beautiful women in the mall gave me a strap tease as she walked by.
by boomerman April 7, 2009
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Stracheating

Strategically cheating.
Me: Yes! I have only one more ball left on the table, and I win! It's right by the corner pocket, and you still have two more balls to make.

Eddie: (eddie hits my ball away from the corner pocket, instead of trying to make his own.)

Me: Yo wtf! That's cheating!

Eddie: No, I'm stracheating.
by El_Santo March 30, 2010
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Bra Strap Social

A group of two or more women with their bra straps visible.
Those 3 girls over there are having a bra strap social.
by Baer XIII December 26, 2008
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