Skitzoshady

weird, sketchy, skitzo, shady

Joe is so skitzoshady because he watches young woman in the corner of a dark room while playing with himself.

by Sarah June 26, 2004

Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.

Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."

by bigtones March 13, 2008

Skitzo

A person who experiences delusions, hallucinations, incoherent speech, and illogical thinking, and in this case has an addiction of smoking plastic, injecting heroin, and eating peoples toes.

My diabetic friend here ev sinclaaar, is a local skitzo and enjoys injecting drugs into his bloodstream,inhaling plastic smoke, and cannibalism.

by keags ma teags February 26, 2011

Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

by smithers December 17, 2004

skitzed

someone who is losing control feels angry and just overall mad and is gonna flip out...

"no way joe is gonna go skitz"
"im gonna bloody go skits if u dont shut up" "im so skitzed"

by duuudewtf March 23, 2016

Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!

Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

by Deety September 8, 2010