steeze

a mucus blockage

“i steezed on your shirt”

by fiwdahitback May 28, 2020

Steiner

A main structural pillar used to hold something up.

If you remove that Steiner the whole building will collapse.

by Nordic Stevo October 20, 2021

seizeium

A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.

If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

DILF Steeze

Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

Paul Stetzel

A man who is old as fuck and is known to have only one testicle. Legend has it he lost the testicle while feeding peanut butter to his dog.

The old dude over there is acting like a Paul Stetzel

by Conehead 1 August 20, 2018

Lil Steezer

A young child that is bound to be steezy in the art of extreme sports. Typically dressed like most skaters in a flannel and vans, they have been exposed to recreational marijuana since birth.

Guy 1: what’s your baby’s name?

Guy 2: the dudes name is Hawk.
Guy 1: What a lil steezer, his vans are tight.

by Chapdoggy dawg January 27, 2020

Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020