bland safety

The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.

The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland

Slang used in Mr Sorensen's journalism class to signify false hope in the safety at cleveland. Popularized by Owen King and used in the popular song "youtubinu." Frequently used by popular youtuber TheCrayCray, especially on his VODS channel.

Uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland though the area that cleveland is in is not very safe but the school itself the area inside I feel very safe in.

by Thecraycrayshorts March 10, 2023

safe

describes someone or something that is good/cool/nice.

that kid's safe, bruv. i don't want no one fuckin wit him.

by International Bad Boy August 5, 2004

safe haven button

usually when you're a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you're and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/sexual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel button also known as the safe haven button that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time

i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven button and it was set to ESPN

by mbroooo12345 October 7, 2007

Safety Fag

A Safety Fag is a member of the Armed Forces of the United States of America (usually, but not always, the rank of E-7 and above) who is willing to make any trade off in the name of so-called safety. They believe that such things as reflective belts are the most important part of the uniform, even under blackout conditions in a combat zone. They believe themselves to be guardians of lives, when in reality all they do is degrade the morale of those around them.

A Safety Fag Sergeant Major in Afghanistan: "Now some female soldiers are setting themselves up for failure, going out around the FOB at night without a battle buddy and no reflective belt. That's how a sexual assault happens."

by SGTK October 13, 2009

K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe

easy

easy K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe

by nosesa November 10, 2022

Safety

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003