Sprinter

A runner and a ripper combined or a girl that runs to guys so flash before u can blink cutty

A runner?! Hell nah dat bitch a sprinter

by Big $mit May 17, 2006

Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!

Straints is too good for MLG

by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011

Brain Sprain

A temporary condition usually caused by a blow to the head, or the consumption of too much Alcohol, resulting in the inability to remember a Goddamn thing.

" Dude, I had such a Brain Sprain last night, that I forgot everything! "

by BtotheRtotheItotheAtotheN September 20, 2012

Sprint

When you take a really quick piss and people can not believe that you actually peed.

Dave: I have to pee, be right back.
Todd: Okay.
30 seconds later
Dave: Back!
Todd: Did you really just pee?!
Dave: Yeah, I had to sprint.

by D-Bag. March 22, 2009

Senior Sprint

The period of time near the end of Senior Year when students are incentivized to reject usual social norms and hook up with one another regardless of consequences to reputation or social standing. A classic example of moral hazard.

"Hey Caroline, I know we haven't talked much since freshman year, but I always thought you were pretty cute. Would you like to bang me?"

"Whatever, why not. Senior sprint right?"

by skells6969 February 14, 2017

Sprint Football

Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.

"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"

"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."

Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.

by mjhater2010 April 30, 2011

Sprint

Any sexual encounter (usually a quickie) that begins with a texting...word originates from Sprint-to-Sprint, or head-to-head.

How about we go for a Sprint this afternoon, my bells need a jingle?

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009