Scrumpkin

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.

You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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by Akro September 22, 2012

plumpkin

To receive oral gratification while otherwise being entertained by a playstation of some measure!

"mate i was playing vice city today and got the best plumpkin ever!!!!"

by ed george December 11, 2007

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

slumpkin

like a blumpkin, recieve a blow job while taking a shat but u have the squirts

i was gonna give da bitch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin

by b-dub-t September 19, 2009

splumkin

When one sucks the dick of another whom is taking a shit on the toilet.

I have to poop. Are you up for a splumkin? I know you love sacking cock.

by J.Bethune May 3, 2016

slumpking

A heavy sleeper.

Jomar Villoso is the Goat sleeping, fattest slumpking i've ever met.

by Littydave September 18, 2018

Slumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while they are slumped over taking a poop

Last night I got a slumpkin, shit was weird.

by Jhouse406 December 27, 2022