Sploosh

When Chris Moore can’t lift his fat ass out of the tub and he falls back in, resulting in water splooshing over the edges... Then he stays in the bath and jerks off to the Oracle.

I cant get my fat ass out of the tub and the water splooshed over the sides.

by MeepTC June 25, 2020

Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

sploosh

When you've consumed a lot of liquid and your tummy gurgles.
Must be laughed at when it happens.

Greg: Don't fill up on so much water, Krissy!
Krissy: Whatever.
*sploosh*
Greg: Hahaha!

by I unno April 25, 2008

sploosh

Droplets or puddles of urine often found on toilet seats or around public urinals.

Guy 1 (wating for cubicle):"I need to shit so bad!"

Guy 2:"Dude, there's a free cubicle right there."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but there's sploosh all over the seat man."

Guy 2: "Gross!"

by BIGUP WGC January 24, 2011

Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants

I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink

by J September 10, 2003

Harry Houdini [sploosh]

When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.

One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.

Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.

by Jack Kurtz October 3, 2008

Spooch

To steel a kill off someone else during a game when they have taken the other person's health fully down.

Loz is killing Tom, takes all of his health down and then Dave comes in and spooch's Tom; gaining a point for Loz's effort. Assuming that they are all on opposite teams.

by daaave1 October 4, 2008